OhmyGodsohmyGodsohmyGods I spent all my money and I am now poorer than the dirt underneath the foundations! I'm fiscally insolvent! I am other words that describe being unable to feed myself! What? No, not like that. I mean... oh never mind.
Suffice it to say the penny has dropped on just how much I shelled out on miscellany in about two hours OH DID YOU SEE THAT HILARIOUS MONETARY PUN I MADE IT WAS GREAT YEAH.
I'm going to regret this post, I just know it; the contempt the internet has for me just seethes over my wireless connection. But right now I don't care! My head is a vacuous wasteland bereft of imagination this night so I can but spout some mindless rot to shave some precious minutes from my pointless life to harry on the new day where still nothing will happen!
Why do I live like this? When will my time come?! Oh Fate you feckless charlatan, when will you yield, relent and raise thine spikéd boot from my face and let me prosper, frolic with the wee faerie folk and whatnot.
On an unrelated note my trigger finger feels particularly weak tonight, no idea why.
Also hello. If you're readin' this, whilst lovely, you've probably gotten lost. So terribly terribly lost. But then, it has been quite foggy out as of late so I can forgive you.
Check spelling. Internet is not a word. Disregard spell check.
Well NOW I feel bad, but that said, YEAY! First post!
ReplyDeleteand ONLY post. I fear that this will remain the way of things.
ReplyDeleteTechnically wouldn't THAT be your second post?
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