I can't go on it has to end My fractured heart just cannot mend

Loop / Kara says:
 There was a scotsman asleep in the kitchen.
 I had to clamber over him to ascent the narrow stairs to reach the shitter.
MHG says:
 righto
Loop / Kara says:
 He meant to murder me, but alas he was shitting bricks when i was waving around a very sharp knife with gay abandon.

He's a chef you see. People seem to become overly cautious when they know what the thing you're flailing around can actually do to flesh and bone.
 Luckily I remained ignorant and laughing until the knife was out of ym hands. Then my hand went into the wall.

Hours later admittedly but clearly I'm safer with a knife than without
MHG says:
 parp
 this is a great story
 youshould blog about it
Loop / Kara says:
 Sadly that was the end of it. The rest was about 40min of me going argh fucking hell my thumb hurts.
MHG says:
 le sigh
Loop / Kara says:
 but if you like I'll copypaste that specific part and just upload it as is.
MHG says:
 yeah, go for it.
 parp